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Total Medals Earned: 44 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 670 Points
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 11/1/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 5/7/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election
Unlocked 5/7/09
5 Points View the intro movie.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/155 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 2/28/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points Pause the game.
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Unlocked 5/20/09
0 Points
Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/425 points)
Stamper's Quest For Fags
Occasional Smoker
10 Points
Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day
25 Points
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker
50 Points
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict
100 Points
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 10/12/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 10/12/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 10/12/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 10/12/09
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 10/12/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 10/12/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 10/12/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 10/12/09
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 10/12/09
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points Play over 2 hours
50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
Unlocked 10/12/09
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
Unlocked 10/13/09
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
William and Sly
Flight
5 Points
Find the wings.
Weather Mage
Unlocked 7/17/09
5 Points Turn off the rain.
5 Points Turn off the rain.
Dominus Lux
10 Points
Slay five darklings.
Deviation
25 Points
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Resolution
25 Points
Complete the game.
Sensitive Nose
50 Points
Find all of the mushrooms.
Sly Fox
100 Points
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)